*Sniff sniff sob*

Known to be one of the ancient disciplines handed down by traditional schools, Ninjitsu is one of the many training techniques that a Ninja learns. Strenuous martial arts, concealment techniques, archery, medicine and more, go into the shaping up of a future spy, scout or assassin.

History, legends and popular works of art have various mentions of these masters of stealth, which makes it all the more saddening that they are now reduced to cutting vegetables.

*Ninjas cutting onions*